This video will pretty much describe my mind set in a nut shell. Or out of one. I dunno >.> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5995556455415798282
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Comic for 2017.04.01

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New Cyanide and Happiness Comic
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SmartManne
1753 days ago
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Just follow your curiosity.
Natchez, Mississippi
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Exxon Knew about Climate Change Almost 40 Years Ago

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A new investigation shows the oil company understood the science before it became a public issue and spent millions to promote misinformation

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SmartManne
2275 days ago
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This makes me sick
Natchez, Mississippi
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xkcd Phone

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Presented in partnership with Qualcomm, Craigslist, Whirlpool, Hostess, LifeStyles, and the US Chamber of Commerce. Manufactured on equipment which also processes peanuts. Price includes 2-year Knicks contract. Phone may extinguish nearby birthday candles. If phone ships with Siri, return immediately; do not speak to her and ignore any instructions she gives. Do not remove lead casing. Phone may attract/trap insects; this is normal. Volume adjustable (requires root). If you experience sudden tingling, nausea, or vomiting, perform a factory reset immediately. Do not submerge in water; phone will drown. Exterior may be frictionless. Prolonged use can cause mood swings, short-term memory loss, and seizures. Avert eyes while replacing battery. Under certain circumstances, wireless transmitter may control God.
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SmartManne
2818 days ago
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Oh God...
Natchez, Mississippi
rohitt
2818 days ago
Won't help. "Under certain circumstances, wireless transmitter may control God"
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petrilli
2817 days ago
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I want my phone to scream when I drop it.
Arlington, VA
jepler
2818 days ago
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I so want the "alternate speed of light" feature.
Earth, Sol system, Western spiral arm
amijangos
2818 days ago
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Love the side facing camara!
Columbus, Indiana
rraszews
2818 days ago
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Warning: Do not taunt the Happy Fun xkcd Phone
Columbia, MD
Brstrk
2818 days ago
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Yeah, but how long does the battery last?
JayM
2818 days ago
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Atlanta, GA
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2818 days ago
??
srsly
2818 days ago
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"Presented in partnership with Qualcomm, Craigslist, Whirlpool, Hostess, LifeStyles, and the US Chamber of Commerce. Manufactured on equipment which also processes peanuts. Price includes 2-year Knicks contract. Phone may extinguish nearby birthday candles. If phone ships with Siri, return immediately; do not speak to her and ignore any instructions she gives. Do not remove lead casing. Phone may attract/trap insects; this is normal. Volume adjustable (requires root). If you experience sudden tingling, nausea, or vomiting, perform a factory reset immediately. Do not submerge in water; phone will drown. Exterior may be frictionless. Prolonged use can cause mood swings, short-term memory loss, and seizures. Avert eyes while replacing battery. Under certain circumstances, wireless transmitter may control God."
Atlanta, Georgia
republicson
2818 days ago
Bwaa haaa!
ridingsloth
2818 days ago
Why isn't there already an app that makes my phone scream when I drop it?
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2818 days ago
@ridingsloth... i'd buy that app!

Manuals

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The most ridiculous offender of all is the sudoers man page, which for 15 years has started with a 'quick guide' to EBNF, a system for defining the grammar of a language. 'Don't despair', it says, 'the definitions below are annotated.'
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2862 days ago
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SmartManne
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Natchez, Mississippi
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danatnr
2849 days ago
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Hey! We resemble this!
Ohio
lahosken
2863 days ago
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"As a professional technical writer, I implore you to make this simpler to explain."
San Francisco, USA
taddevries
2864 days ago
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Wow! Such insight! So Truth!
amijangos
2864 days ago
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OH so true! Putting it on a wall.
Columbus, Indiana
lemay
2864 days ago
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TRUTH
Los Gatos, CA
shhQuiet
2864 days ago
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The story of usability.
Michdevilish
2864 days ago
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Tools you resist using
Canada
marcrichter
2864 days ago
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Oh so true! Usability FTW.
tbd
traggett
2864 days ago
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Alt/Title: "The most ridiculous offender of all is the sudoers man page, which for 15 years has started with a 'quick guide' to EBNF, a system for defining the grammar of a language. 'Don't despair', it says, 'the definitions below are annotated.'"
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